Set Snail To A Better Place (Ben)

-Cut hair today
-Ate korean food
-Watched GM brutally squish a snail under her foot of doom o.O

What blatant disrespect for life, what mindless SnaiLAUGHTER...
Snails like someone needs to Snail down and watch out for snails on the floor, lest committing snail-icide by mistake.
Someone won't be receiving their mail tonight... Because the snail was squished out of their snail-mail.

Snails are beings with dreams too.

Once there was this snail that wanted to be a Formula One racer. He went to the tracks and asked if he could participate. The racing team manager said, 'Ok, but your car's license plate will be 'S' because you are a snail.'

The Snail accepted and entered the race. The Snail was determined to win and never once applied the brakes.

As the spectators saw the Snail speed past them, they yelled 'WOW! LOOK AT THAT S-CAR GO!!